No Turkeys
Don't let right-wing relatives ruin your Thanksgiving.
Some things go together well. Bacon and eggs, wine and cheese, pizza and beer.
Some things just don’t mix, like decent people and Conservatives.
Why do so many families keep inviting their creepy relatives to Thanksgiving dinner? As sure as desserts are fattening, you know your bat-crap crazy relations will eventually blurt out some dumbass douchebaggery. And you know that their right-wing filth will leave a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.
Having a supporter of racism, fascism, pedophilia, and treason in your home is disturbing enough under any circumstances, but enduring one at the dinner table is absolutely disgusting. Decent people cannot enjoy their meal in the presence of human detritus like a Republican who is bloviating gibberish and gobbledygook.
Inviting a member of the Treason Party to dinner can lead to embarrassment in so many ways:
Trash talk with the turkey
Stupidity with the stuffing
Pedophilia with the potatoes
Yelling with the yams
Racism with the rice
And a hot dripping mess of fascism with everything
Why do otherwise normal families subject themselves to this embarrassment? Why do they invite human scum to sit at the dinner table and sound off about nonsense? Why do they permit Conservative rubbish to ruin what should be a wonderful gathering? Good news: you can do something about it.
When you discover that a member of your family is mentally defective and morally deficient, the proper response requires just two simple steps:
(1) Tell the GOPer to go to hell.
(2) Enjoy the rest of your day.
Preserve peace around the dinner table this Thanksgiving: don’t invite the slime who support racism, fascism, theocracy, pedophilia and treason.
You can do this, people! Banish the bigots. Prevent the pedos. Marginalize the misogynists. Thrash the theocrats. Ward off the war mongers. Repel the rethuglicans. Cancel the conservaturds.
Help save Thanksgiving by giving your reprobate relatives the boot.